How to Tell Real Breasts from Fake
January 31st, 2011 | 
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Expand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video. Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from Playboy and more videos in the General Sex category. You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at www.howcast.com or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at www.howcast.com When it comes to breasts, some prefer natural and homegrown; others want the best modern science has to offer. Whatever your preference, here’s how to spot the difference. To complete this How-To you will need: Time to ogle Step 1: Check the side view It’s difficult to tell the shape of a breast when it’s holstered and hoisted in a bra. But in its natural state, the profile of a real one will slope down so it’s fuller at the bottom than the top. If an unfettered breast maintains its full, perky roundness, there’s probably an implant holding it aloft. Tip: If cleavage is rounded or looks inflated on top, it’s either being given a major push from below, or it’s fake. Step 2: Consider proportions Mother Nature rarely bestows big breasts on skinny, small-boned girls. So if a size zero girl is sporting double D’s, they’re probably store-bought. Step 3: Check the spacing The average distance between a woman’s nipples and her chin is approximately 10 inches, depending on her height. If the space is considerably less than that, it may indicate implants. Step 4: Watch them in action When a woman moves, her breasts move with her. If she’s …
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fake tits are for trannys. gimme dem naturals
How to tell if breasts are real
Step one:Pull your arm forward
Step two:Feel
Optional:Get Quagmire
WTF ? Did a thirteen year old just open his eyes to anatomy and make this vid ? I fell sorry for some smuck that learned anything from this.
ill be back,im going to measure her chin and sweet nipples
How to tell if someone has a boner or if they don’t!
No bone: it looks soft and feels soft
bon3r: it looks hard and feels hard xDD
It’s not all about size, but attitude.
Rock them itty bitty titties!
@michellerfc It says they LIKELY are not big if you’re slim
@michellerfc It says they LIKELY are not big if you’re slim.
Goin to go masturbate now.
@RosesReality u wanna no if ur fake or not, um ok?
hot girl n the beat is pretty cool
real or fake i dont care they all taste the same
@michellerfc
No the point is that super skinny girls TEND to not have large breasts… but the vid doesn’t say that it’s impossible rather that they PROBABLY are fake. Of course that line of thinking isn’t fair to smaller girls with big boobs.
Thumbs up if your a male
there was a day with chubby girls got boys because they had larger tits. Let’s bring that day back fellows! chubby girls FTW!
I LOVE FAKE ROUND TITTIES!!!
Guys always think mine are fake, it pisses me off.
@AJollie87 Me: Hey babe!!! 120 men just found out there gf has fake boobs lol
Babe: oh shut up and make an original comment for once
feel them duhhh, just buy looking at them you can tell
@CheifPaco – I totally agree. Give me small natural breasts. They’re wonderful. The implanted ones are just not right.
Big areolas. That’s what counts!!!!
I HATE fake tits
You guys probably never even heard of something that MAKES the breasts more beautiful. It is called the Areola. The bigger it is, the more natural the breasts. That’s how you tell.
@jethyy Katy’s boobs aren’t as big as she claims. She’s obviously no A cup, but she’s not that big. She’s somehow managed to convince everyone she’s a D cup, but she isn’t. She’s a B, MAYBE a small C.
Katy’s boobs aren’t as big as she claims. She’s obviously no A cup, but she’s not that big. She’s somehow managed to convince everyone she’s a D cup, but she isn’t. She’s a B, MAYBE a small C. Google “Katy Perry Stuffs Her Bra list.”
I stumbled upon this and just had to watch for a laugh. What a load of crap, some of it true, some of it complete lies and still doesn’t make it any easier tell as the girl could be wearing gel filled push bra giving her a round fake look.
I am a UK size 6-8 and a 32DD, my boobs are real so they are talking crap about being slim with big boobs.
The thing about the nipples being 10 inches from the chin maybe about right, I had to try, I was about 9 inches but I am small in height.